torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

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randomrazl:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

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rnathhomework:

sofasofia:

merrychristo:

merrychristo:

mom… dad… im batman

wait

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I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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